Classic rock sucks.

Really, I don't know what the big deal is. Ever since WZLX put that commercial up for its station with the stupid laughing lips I have hated classic rock. That, of course, doesn't tell the whole truth. Ever since my grandmother was born in 1917, I have hated classic rock. All the flaws that classic rock fans point to in pop music are there in classic rock music, but nobody admits it: dull repetition, unenthusiastic vocals, awful placement of musical emphasis, bad vocals, usage of the same instruments over and over again, and unimportant lyrics, the latter of which isn't really a flaw but is apparently much more obvious in pop music (shit no). Yes, I'm pissy because I've been sleeping like shit.