National anthem series, round 3

The Star-Spangled Banner

And now for the interesting part. There's a lot of talk about the national anthem being sung in Spanish and that being a problem.

Whatever. I really don't care.

But in Puerto Rico... I wonder what they're saying.

Actually, I came CLOSE to finding out, but Google said:
Location Puerto Rico not found. Please enter either a country or a U.S. state.
WHAT.

So, I'm about to make a song.
NOBODY CARES ABOUT PUERTO RICO
(sung to the tune of Lupang Hinirang)

...ehh, bad idea. PS If you're reading this and you see that thing in bold, do NOT misinterpret that as me saying that I don't care about Puerto Rico. I'm saying that nobody else has mentioned Puerto Rico (except to say that there's this Spanish National Anthem recording and one of the people on it is from there) in the National Anthem argument.

So call me the first blogger on the internet to do it. I don't care how relevant it turns out to be.

Also, does that make a difference in that "woo our national language is English" no-shit (as in, no shit--I know it's English, so stop wasting our time making useless semi-symbolic bills) bill the Senate passed?

Also, the US Virgin Islands are totally virgin to controversy.

That was a good one.